Simply hillarious... Simply entertaining... Simply for laughs =)

> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
>
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> ______________________________
>
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> _____________________________
>
> SHOPPING MATH
>
> A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
> _____________________________
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> _____________________________
>
> LONGEVITY
>
> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
> more willing to die.
> ______________________________
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
> _____________________________
>
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT
> GETTING MARRIED
>
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing
> the same thing to them at funerals.
>

>
> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
> KNOW CAN HANDLE IT