The ultimate story combo = Almond + Pistachio + Namd + + Everybody loves Raymond + The osbournes + ???

Pistachio and Almond are nuts = related.

Pistachio like Namd due to the same same habits and talking styles (pig fren dog fren). Namd is jealous when Pistachio and Almond being nuts together. Namd create different stories between Pistachio and Almond. Pistachio choose to believe in Namd as they know each other longer. Almond was hurt and felt like being crack into 2-pieces (like a heart).

Everybody loves Raymond is a hilarious family comedy. Heart-warmth and extremely insulting at times. Raymond is the centre of attention of the family. Everyone look up to him and expect lots from him. All in all he is the hope of the family, he tries hard but keep failing to meet expectations which end up resulting in a lot of funny things for us to laugh at. The mother simply adores Raymond, and despise Raymond's wife for "stealing" her beloved son. Therefore creating lots of friction between poor Raymond as the man in between. But is all laughs for us. Not to mention his elder brother who is constantly jealous of Raymond's attention.

The osbournes reality show is about a rockstar family which is out of the norm of the ordinary all-American families. Jack and Kelly's life story is very "colourful" with rehabs, body modifications and strings of partners as their highlights. The contrast of Everybody loves Raymond and The osbournes is significant.

Not to mention Newlyweds Jessica & Nick, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro, Snoop Dog and Family, Paris & Nicole -The simple life etc... all reality shows of celebrities is a new trend... ok, maybe a bit too much. Jessica's famous quote, "There's chicken in the sea?" to Paris's, "Walmart sells wall?"

??? is not meant to be mysterious, but it is.... as it is an unknown, a secret, those classified into the X files and truly "the truth is out there" can be use for the ???. Perhaps the existence of this unknown foreign objects (UFO) is a blessing, but most of the time the uncertainties are enough to scare humankind and drive them to do things out of their norm and resulting into so-called NUTS existing in the world.

As a result, Almond and Pistachio were created. The ultimate NUTS collection. So NUTS are meant to be together. Period. Well, maybe only when consumed or planted to become a tree. Namd and ??? are examples of medium of destruction.

Speaking of which, I would love to have an almond-shaped face :)

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Once upon a time, someone told me that I should say more sad stories when they are telling me their problems, so that they feel better. Instead of telling them happy stories. I was stunned after I got a few same feedbacks. It is true that I realised people are happier if you make yourself sound more pathetic and worse than them. Perhaps it is lying to oneself, but if it makes your listener happier instead of slumping into more misery.... why not?

That's my explanation for you. A monotonous life is boring.... chili padi is good for the digestion and to spice up your life. Nothing is perfect; perhaps the ride of "uncertainties" *wukakaka* is that which is fun.

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