Monday, September 17, 2007

Sex Pervert

Last week, my mummy told me she saw a sex pervert exposing his thingy. The fella was in decent clothings but put his thingy outside dangling from the opening of his zip. Anyway, the pervert just act like nothing and walk steadily for everyone's "pleasurable viewing".

Then, I told mum my friend's incident with a sex pervert. After I told my mum the story, she laugh until she almost cried, but I am telling her in a serious manner. She end up making me laugh out loud too.

This happen to my friend around 10 years ago, that age when we are still very much innocent and not exposed to this kind of things.

Location: My friend's family small convenient store

Once upon a time (I mean 10 years ago), on one fateful day, an Indian guy came into the store. My friend was alone in the store. The Indian guy look around, then walk over to my friend who is tidying up something nearby the boxes behind the store.

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To be continued....
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Ok, just kidding. Then the fella took out his thingy and put on the box and asked my friend:

"YOU THINK WHAT TYPE OF CONDOM IS SUITABLE FOR ME?"

My friend of coz freak out & run behind to hide lar.....

It might sound funny now, but imagine 10 years ago, still blur blur & innocent. But we still joke to my friend and say, "Hey, at least you are the first one among us to see the real deal. Wakakakaka."

So, anyone of you have encounter sex perverts in your life before? Mind to share your story? I wonder if guys encounter sex perverts or not.....

29 comments:

Huei said...

ewww!!!!
yuck yuck yuck!!!!!!

hate perverts! y msia so many of them ar???

i seen b4 a guy masturbating in the car..and moaning real loud >.< had to wash eyes so many times! heheh

Wilson said...

huei... u wash ur eyes so many times later ur eye bengkak la..

eileen, so far haven't encounter it yet... my first time to ur blog. :)

Albert Yap said...

wahhhh......as a guy I also feel like going to puke....buekkkkkkk.....


If I was there with your mom, I will aim nicely kick his thingy gao gao....

I was there with ur friend, I will stack another box ontop of the box where that fella put his thingy....

I really hate this kind of ppl...but too bad, I never came across any....else I will "let them see some colour"....

DaNieL_YiP 大牛叶 said...

Wonder how they can get stimulated by doing such a stupid things....

Kenny Ng said...

Next time if happen chop off or kick the KKJ hard hard!

PurpLe~MuShRooM said...

These are sickos.. like that also shiok. Dunno what they thinking.

I remember going up a stairs in school uniform when I was in secondary school. An indian guy wanted to unzip his pants. I looked at him fierce fierce. He looked at me and didn't unzip. Then he ran away.

Calvin's Wife said...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.......... tat is soo smart of him HAHAHHAHA.... farnie weh...

I saw once, an old indian uncle on his motorbike outside our school compound near our waiting 'bus' shed. HE was looking at our group of girls while moving front and back, I saw him and I was like, ' what the fuck is this uncle doing moving like this? who's father is this lah?'

He was there quite sometime so i look at him properly and i saw him on his bike with no shorts and undies on, rubbing his blardy black dick on his bike's seat and grinning yuckily... WHAT THE FUCK~!!

I told my friend and she went to complain to one of the teachers, he must have guessed we did that and he left... fuck, the ugliest dick ever... and I was in Form 2 I think. Grossness....

adrian said...

Oh oh oh, I got a lot of sex perverts stories leh... but this is ur blog so cannot share all lah. Just share one. :P

I was 16-17yrs old and went for tuition near Central Market. When I came out from the snooker centre (I always skipped class) and walked towards the bus stand, I passed a back alley. I heard someone calling me "psst! psst!". I looked towards my left and an indian man was standing at the entrance to the alley holding his kkj! He motioned me to follow him into the alley for a BJ! His right hand was holding his kkj, his left he put up to his mouth like brushing teeth like that lar.

hmmm... or maybe he was telling me to brush my teeth. :P

MonkeyWong said...

Can't remember when, I saw one fella took out his thingy in front of my girl friends, they look at me for help, I just said it loudly, "wah, KKJ so small oso want 2 show off hay, memalukan!" Then that fella cabut very fast! :P

khengsiong said...

Blur blur?
Don't be so pretentious lah. I know you gals are not so innocent one.

Ehh... why do so many of you specifically mention the race of the perverts? This is a bit racist wor...

tingtitlei said...

damn.. how come no girl flashers one?!

imagine walking in a park suddenly a girl pull up her skirt and lift her legs "TAI HAH NGO GEH PET PET! "

tom said...

chop it off!!!!!

"Post-Google" by TAR ART RAT said...

this might actually fall into the "flasher" or "exhibitionist" category...

Princess Eileen said...

[huei] I never met a pervert before... haha.. I must have the kickass look :P Oh my, your experience must be traumatizing!!!

[wilson] Thanks for dropping by & starting to abuse my cbox :P Wakaka

[albert yap] Wah you so ganas one ar? I really didnt expect. I tot you will order the UFO to gao ting for you. Wakakaka.... I like the suggestion of putting a box on top. LOL!!!

[daniel_yip] Becoz they are perverts? They are not normal ppl like us ler....

[Kenny Ng] I doubt I wanna go near or touch pervert's KKJ. Probably I should buy those electronic shocker and toast their balls. Wakakaka

[purple~mushroom] IN SCHOOL?!?!?!? Wah lau yeah.... I never met perverts in my life...

[Calvin's wife] Is that your first time seeing a KKJ?!??! Oh my...

Princess Eileen said...

[adrian] Oh I am surprised... I mean not... wakakka... now I curious to know how you look like... Even guys wanna hit on you. After your profiles stories, maybe u can do pervert stories :P Adoring fan~~~

[monkeywong] Wakaka... you didnt take off your pants and say "Like this only dare to show lar!!!" *Throw bananas and runaway*

[Khengsiong] 10 years ago still mid-teenager and some more gals school leh. But nowadays teenager different lar. At least I know I blur that time. Hmmm.... maybe that particular race is really more prone to be.... Oh well, is personal experiences mar...

[tingtitlei] Dream hard tonight... it may come true :P Now I know how you look like... I be more alert walking around in Mount Kiara.

[tom] Wah lau yeah, use what? I dun bring parang everywhere I go... neither do most of the gals...

["Post-Google" by TAR ART RAT] Haha.... ok, maybe I should add more labels :P

FengY said...

but you are supposed to be hamsap! Where can you have no reaction? Kakaka.

10 years ago, you where got innocent wor =) Already hit puberty many years somemore already learn Science Form 3 Bab 1 so long ago :P

10 years ago, I was the innocent one la. Tee Hee Hee

X said...

Eh nothing wrong arr, that poor indian guy just needs an opinion on his size and maybe it is his firt time buying condom ler ? Your friend should like he try on some just to be sure ...wukakakkakakakakkakakkaa

conan_cat said...

lol... ur friend didn't take the box and slam on his thing meh XD akakkaa...

there was once lor i was sitting on the lrt, then i was napping ma u know lar long journey, then got this UNCLE sit next to me lor, then he sits closer and closer and closer until he's touching my butt liao, then he stops there and breathing real hard as if he's enjoying the moment, macam orgasm plak!!

of course i sit further down lar mana tau he still follow! in the end i stand up and go to the other side of the lrt liao XD

Michael Song said...

i cant laugh at all lor at ur friend's case... like a bit sympathy for her... tis kind of thing gonna b a trauma for her...

perhaps the way u tellin the story is funny lar, trying to imagine ur antics now... hehehehe

Cometh said...

Hmmm, perverts...... never met with one before...

But encounter with the third gender and also gays, got lah... but that is another story for another day... =p

zewt said...

only yest there was a girl telling me she had this taxi driver jacking himself off while driving her home... geee...

Simple American said...

I saw the title and I thought I am the royal topic. Wakakakakaka

Yes guys do experience this. But I am too embarassed to relate any details. Sorry.

No not to be continues like you did. haha That was funny though. *wags finger*

Princess Eileen said...

[fengy] Apalar u!!! Your generation & my generation different. Hmmm... maybe studying in gals' school makes a difference too. I was more curious about the existence of lesbian that time, coz I transfer from a co-ed school to a gals' school. Wakaka...

I tell you something... That time I study science, I tot the guys 2 balls are like one on the right & one on the left from the thingy. Wakakaka... DAMN INNOCENT!!! We should implement practical classes for that, how can we understand just be theory??? *Can't believe I just told the pre-doctor this*

[X] Wakakaka... you ar.... zat dou!!! p.s. Like that you need some opinion or not? Wakakakaka... I am full of opinions & everytime different one. So always need to update based on circumstances :P

[conan_cat] Wuuuu..... GELI!!! He use his thingy to touch your butt ar??? OMG!!! Sickening... Giving me the creeps~

[michael song] Hmmm.... I dunno leh. Maybe the way I said it, so serious that it becomes funny or somehow I tickle my mum's funny bones. My friend is okay, not traumatize (at least now she seems fine) :)

[cometh] Gay likes you?!?!?! Wakaka... basketball player, tall & fit... Okay, understandable... but I curious leh... Kekeke.. When is "another story for another day"? Tak kan you want me to write a lesbian/gay post only you wanna cerita....

[zewt] OMG, like that she must be very scared while in the taxi right? Sickening sadist taxi driver!!!

[Simple american] Hahaha, you so funny :P Come on, share some stories, I am sure a lot of people would like to know your stories. Are you the prey or the hunter btw? :P

P.S. I didn't catch the last part.. I do not understand what you are referring to...

Elizebeth D.L. said...

My fren experienced before, a leng chai guy in a superb car approached her, asking for direction. And then he dig out his kkj, still sitting in the card.

My fren very calm, she asked him, "what is this?? so small one??"

The guy got embarrased, speed off the car in no time.

When she told us about this incident, we all laugh off so crazily!!! that time we were 16 years old. She of course knows what is that lah, but she said she wants to make him embarrased instead. Who asked him pulled out the soft kkj. HAHAHAHA...

Jade Z. said...

at my hometown (Labis , Johor) got one ki siau lang who walks around the streets with only a pair of muddy green shorts . it's been on him for ten years i think ! he never shaved , walk around everyday without shirt (now his skin is as dark as mamaks) , and if you walk near him , he'll pull off his pants to show you his dick . URGH ! i never kena but my mum ALMOST kena ! LOL !!! duno where is he now ~ maybe dead . *=/

Simple American said...

I was refering to your

"To be continued"

Does not help when my grammer is written poorly. Getting old is a drag. Grammer goes to pot. Sometimes leave out words and sentences even.

Sorry I was vague.

ahkwong said...

Hmm... will that become 22 century style of buying condom? Every people can have different size? lol

guaisaujai said...

Should take out knife or sth and ask him -->

"U mau mati kah?" with a smiling face

Johnny Ong said...

read my blog posting on http://johnny-ong.blogspot.com/2007/08/peeping-tom-part-i.html